Preparing To Find Hornymatches

Players, now that the romantics are out of the way, let’s forget all that ‘honesty’ mumbo-jumbo and talk about how to present yourself with the intention of getting laid.

First off, while men are generally drawn to women that are physically attractive, women tend to find men attractive for their confidence and security. This means that for guys, more important than coming across as handsome, your goal should be to come across as a confident and financially secure individual. How can you do this even if you’re a geeky nerd that still lives with his parents? Simple: lie. Same goes for women: men will choose you almost entirely based on your picture, so if you’re not able to generate a sexy picture of yourself, go find one of someone who has at least the same hair color as you, and post it in your place.

The basic premise of getting laid online comes down to three parts: 1) Dedication and perseverance, 2) An ability to set yourself apart from the crowd, 3) A general profile that appeals to a large demographic of potential mates.

With an online ratio over 10:1 in terms of girls to guys, so for most ‘trophy’-level girls, there is virtually no chance of showing up in their mailbox unless you manage to respond to them within about 2 hours of them posting their profile to the site: after which time, they will have hundreds of profiles dumped in their mailbox, and your message will be buried amongst a pile of disregarded emails- likewise, postings to Craiglist.org’s ‘Casual Encounters’ section get hundreds of responses right away. This is why it is so important that you be dedicated to constantly monitoring your chosen dating site, and don’t get discouraged when results don’t come immediately.

For guys, you’ve gotta come up with something about your personality that sets you apart from the crowd. It’s not a bad idea to do a quick search for guys on your chosen community site (don’t worry this doesn’t mean you’re gay), you can see how other guys are presenting themselves, and size up the competition. Be funny, be creative, and to the extent possible, make yourself appealing to as many people as you can. Remember, if all you care about is getting laid, there are certain facts you can lie about that, depending on how you play your cards, won’t get discovered until after you get what you came for. These facts can include: your job, your name, your age, your income, your interests, etc.

Now that you’ve set yourself apart from the crowd, choose your defining characteristics to appeal to a large demographic of members. Set your status to ‘Single’ with ‘no kids’, and choose one of the relationship goals that is semi-serious (such as “dating for romance”). If your dating site provides boxes to check for all of your interests, check them all- this will only improve your ‘compatibility’ with all members in the network. Where appropriate, define your preferences as the most tolerant options: for religion, leave blank or indicate that you’re tolerant of all religions; for smoking, say you do but only very occasionally, etc.

With dedication and perseverance, a standout profile, and an approach that embraces a general demographic of potential partners, you will find plenty of partners to sleep with, and some you may even want to keep around for more. To improve your odds at successfully mating as often as you can fit it into your schedule, we’ll next take a look at which communities will optimize your chances at getting fast, NSA sex.

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